When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
July 29: Video of Justin’s new song!
July 29: Another video of Justin’s new song
"I don’t give a shit about grand gestures or flowers at my door, I just want your teeth across my neck and my lips pressed to the small of your back, I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."
- (via seabelle)
(Source: stayygone, via heartinaplasticbox)
a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.
(Source: chickinkicks, via heartinaplasticbox)
augustus u bitch
isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…