Just stay quiet.

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

(via bootyshortsandcuteescorts)

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

(via chekhov)

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

(via joshpeck)

bieber-news:

July 29: Video of Justin’s new song!

bieber-news:

July 29: Another video of Justin’s new song

"I don’t give a shit about grand gestures or flowers at my door, I just want your teeth across my neck and my lips pressed to the small of your back, I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."

- (via seabelle)

(Source: stayygone, via heartinaplasticbox)

a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

(Source: chickinkicks, via heartinaplasticbox)

aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

(via blackmormon)

haihl:

Vlada Roslyokova

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